A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle
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  1. Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient

  2. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

  3. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  4. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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